I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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