The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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