There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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