so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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