I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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