i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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