I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Randomize
