Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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