Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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