How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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