How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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