you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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