Will you blow on my dice?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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