she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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