To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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