Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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