i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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