At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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