do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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