My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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