these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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