Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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