school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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