You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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