I wannas sexs uuuuu
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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