She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize