On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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