I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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