why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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