I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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