Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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