too bad you live with your parents still
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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