hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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