I cockslap morals
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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