What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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