Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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