i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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