Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
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Fuck
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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