Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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