we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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