How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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