I want to make a zoo with you.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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