if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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