please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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