butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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