She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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