You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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