3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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