do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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