Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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