dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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