Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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