I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
