Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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