Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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