STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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