So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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