We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize